How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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