So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
