i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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