He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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