I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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