Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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