After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
id be glad to
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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