I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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