That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
