what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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