she was so not down for the gang bang
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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