But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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