I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
only you would photoshop your dick
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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