I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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