I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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