well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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