How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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