I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
