Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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