Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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