Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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