If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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