Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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