just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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