Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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