If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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