So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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