Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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