What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Can I color on your dick again?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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