i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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