i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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