Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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