mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
