Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
