My balls are so social today.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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