Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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