he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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