I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dignity is for republicans.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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