return my video game
It's Friday. Sex?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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