We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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