Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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