He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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