It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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