she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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