the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
do herpes really smell.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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