if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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