a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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