In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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