Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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