If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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